What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
15.06.2025 00:30
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
After a few moments he returns.
What was your best experience of having your navel touched?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
{RING} {RING}
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Yes sir it is.
HELLO
How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Sure no problem officer.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Do guys ever want to suck a dick even though they are straight?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
What exactly is female squirting? Is it only urine or a combination of liquids?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??